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Muskrat

Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.

John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God.

Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.

by Airboatgatorpark July 11, 2018

95πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Muskrat

Noun; One who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.

David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.

by Hobson the Muskrat September 17, 2013

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Muskrat

An employee of Elon Musk or one of his companies

Those Muskrats over at Tesla are screwing up traffic again.

by Cola2018 October 30, 2018

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Muskrat

A pretentious asshole that spends more time faking productivity than actually working.

Muskrat is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box, but he ain't done shit!

by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Muskrat

A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.

The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.

by RockCock555555 January 25, 2012

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Muskrat

n,pl. (1) A large North American aquatic rodent, with a musky smell.
(2) Marricel watt

damn! thats ugly...oh wait its just marricel/a muskrat

by pigfucker November 23, 2003

15πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Muskrat

A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!

Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"

by Muskratman March 29, 2015

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž