Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)

Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!

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beard mustache connectors

Something that gives the beard a nice flow. Without connectors, your beard looks like absolute shit. Unless you're going Abraham Lincoln.

I can't grow beard mustache connectors for shit. Imma shave em off or do the Ol' Abraham Lincoln.

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