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A condition that affects men with small penises. In order to compensate for their lack of size, and occasionally lack of expertise, men suffering from the syndrome drive Ford Mustangs.
I didn't dare chance a sexual encounter with him after I discovered that he had the Mustang Syndrome.
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Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
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