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The rank farts that you get after eating too many ballpark franks
It was Dollar Dog Night at the Phillies game last night and now I’m choking on mustard gas from the seven hot dogs I ate
Mustard gas: lighting a fat gb (gravity bong) bowl.
Friend: oh shit this mustard gas is gonan destroy me.
Me: Muuuosstarddd gassss 💨
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when u squeeze a bottle of mustard and no mustard comes out it’s just mustard gas
oh no it’s only mustard gas faggot
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a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it
the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells
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Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.
The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.
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works well when British soldiers are running over no-man's-land with thier bolt-action rifles.
Hans, the tommies are comming, we're gonna need some of that mustard gas.
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Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.
The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.
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