musty pumpkin

Defines overly sunned or over done spray on tan applied to a lady's unwashed meat wafer, whereby said part of the anatomy appears to taken on a Ponceau 4r taint and stinks of a hot day near Grimsby fish market at closing time.

Barry, I met up with this lovely lass for a warm ale and a basket meal at The Rusty Bullet Hole public house in town last night. Unfortunately she'd been down to the beach earlier that day and when we got back to her place, her quim resembled a Musty Pumpkin.

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