my bean

A person who you love and think is cute and beautiful.

You are my bean!

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FLICK MY BEAN

The act of masterbation by a female.

"I'm really stressed out. I need to take a bath and flick my bean"

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rub my bean

slang for when a man or woman rubs a womans clitoris

janet: did u have sex with paul tonight?
michelle: no but im so horny im goin to go home and rub my bean

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Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.

Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans

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Flickin' my bean

Literally, it means to touch the clitoris. Figuratively, it means to sit around and do nothing.

"Hey are you busy today??"
"Nah, I'll just be in my room, flickin' my bean. Come by whenever"

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Netflix my bean

A solo version of netflix and chill. When your plans are to stay home and masturbate in front of the TV.

Vix: what are you doing tonight acacia?
Acacia: the usual plans. Gonna stay home and Netflix my bean!

Blow my beans

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.

"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"