And that's how my parents met

An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.

Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met

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my parents arent home

Basically an invitation to go home with your partner to potentially mate.

-Girl: common, my parents arent home
-Boy: alright!

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I Love My Parents

A very beautiful song done by Buckethead, its on the "Giant Robot" CD.

I Love My Parents is a beautiful song, you should download it.

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it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

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my parents did me dirty

So, my parents did me dirty means that, in most cases, your parents think they are good to even excellent parents. However, let’s be absolutely real here. They were not. They were narcissists. They neglected you. They subjected you to abuse. They stood by and did not care when you were sexually abused. That kind of bullshit.

So, I’m in intensive therapy as my parents did me dirty. I’m so fucked up that I got caught sucking dick out by the McDonald’s dumpster with a man that just got out of prison.

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Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.

Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."

head kill my parents

Use in case when you want to say oiii-boiii

-Why do you look so exhausted?
-My head kill my parents, I was doing homework for 2 hours