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Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
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A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.
“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.
“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
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A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.
Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.
"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"
"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."
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An expression used i n times when you find that whatever someone is saying is complete bullshit.
"My ass, your not taking my last Mountian Dew"
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Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.
I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!
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