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When a gay guy gets married and has a wife to cover up, the wife is the beard.
Oh that’s not my wife, that’s my beard
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Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.
I’d let her frost my beard.
Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!
Im just off to Wet my Beard
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When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”
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Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.
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Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"
Friend says something funny.
Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"
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