my boner

see my cock

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R.I.P. my boner

An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.

A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."

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killing my boner

When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.

"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"

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Harshing my boner

getting on my nerves, ruining my libido
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami

Dude, stop writing on my face, you're harshing my boner.

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fart on my boner

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

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bury my boner

I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.

I love to bury my boner in hot woman.

fold my boner

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

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