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a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.
Can we leave now Jerry?
10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!
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The ultimate insult to belittle someone.
Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.
I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.
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Euphemism for masturbation.
I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.
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Whenever a female proceeds to do sexual acts upon your penis
"That ho' is totally gonna rock my cock bro"
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