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my dad left

same.

person one: my dad left
person two: my mom left for cookies

by I’m just a great kid April 14, 2022

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why my dad left

cause i suck

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck

by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019

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my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020

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my dad left to get milk

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022

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my dad left when i was 4

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).

i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.

by McChikn November 29, 2021