MY FUCKING CAT

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.

"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"

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Fucking My Cat

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"

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Daddy Fucked My Cat

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.

Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!

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