Laughing so hard during your period that you urinate while wearing a pad.
You had me rolling on the floor and laughing so hard you almost made me pee my pad!
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when he thinks he dug deep enough for gold but in reality his fingers are touching a bloody period pad and rubbing the sides of the crusted cotton.
"Anthony fingered my pad at the beach and i had to pretend to like it"
"Bro the most disgusting thing happened yesterday, I thought I was fingering her so good but I just fingered her pad"
Yo son, how about we hit up my pad and have a few toddys.
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"Pull up to my pad so you get some dick ;)"
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