my sausage

I huge object between my legs

Me: Hey babe look at my sausage!
Babe: its so big!

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hide my sausage

refering to sticking your wang in somebody.

Hey Hottie, wanna go play hide my sausage?

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polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.

I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!

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Vacuum My Sausage

The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.

"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."

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Sanding My Sausage

When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.

TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.

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Pounding my sausage

Wack off, masturbate

no i was stuck pounding my sausage.

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My sausage is going to explode

The term for when a man is about to ejaculate, can be used in the following phrases, my sausage has exploded, my sausage is going to explode, it has exploded, therefore covering a young lady in jizz

Oh my god you'd are so sexy my sausage is going to explode all lo ver you