Mylena Dingus Pounder

A person who is considered a dingus by acting goofy or awkward and has the minimal intelligence to be be considered a dingus malingus, yet they are super cute and a high school graduate.

"Woah whah that chick is such a dingus, she's reading that book upside down!"

"Nah bro thats a Mylena Dingus Pounder"