Mystical Powers

Boobs, Tits, Breasts, Fun Bags, Use of Cleavage. Most chicks have them, some dont. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors and varying degrees of power. Most of the population (male and female) succumb to their whim.

Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.

"Dude, why did you just spend your cab money buying that chick a drink?"

"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."

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