N64 Wario Stadium

Used to describe a guy whom a girl will only date because all the other guys are taken. He is always the last choice for a love life because he's boring and ugly. This is a reference to the only track in Mario Kart 64 that Nintendo hasn't brought to another game yet. I mean, who wants to see the same Wario head plastered all over the wall of the track?

Chad: I heard Brian finally got a girlfriend.
Jake: Not like she had a choice anyway.
Chad: Looks like Brian's an N64 Wario Stadium