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April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .
"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"
62đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž
National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.
Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.
11đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
9đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
On july 27th it is national eat ass day
Abby: hows your july 27th going?
Gage: its good i ate savannah's ass roday did u not hear its national eat ass day
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April 20th is National Eat Ass Day!
Hey did you know tomorrow is National Eat Ass Day?
3đź‘Ť 4đź‘Ž
National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.
Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly
9đź‘Ť 2đź‘Ž
National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”