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Nave

A Nave is a member of the Nave race, a small group of highly intelligent humans, the Naves originated from Tennessee, they can be found throughout the southern United States and may exist in small numbers elsewhere. Nave's can have different appearances but have certain traits such as high intelligence and an uncanny immune system.

Person 1: Hey I didn't know there where any geniuses in Tennessee!

Person 2: There are a few but they're all Naves.

by Not Availible September 1, 2006

91πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


Nave

adj., n., v.

"Nave" can take on the meanings of many different words, and can be used in a number of situations. It is derived from the word "naΓ―ve," and can be used synonymously with it, but its meaning has expanded to become more general and can sometimes be used positively.

Although chiefly an adjective, "nave" can be used as both a verb and a noun. For example, the phrase "Claude is going to nave Elizabeth in this spelling bee" would mean that Claude is going to make a fool of Elizabeth, and the phrase "Manpreet is a complete nave" would mean that Manpreet is a foolish person.

From "nave," many other words have been derived, such as "naved," "navest," "naving" and "naver." It has also spawned a number of phrases known as "navisms," for example, a "nave cave" is the vaginal tract of a slut or prostitute; "the abolishment of the nave trade" describes an event where a person has been very badly murked; to "misbenave" is to behave badly, but in a humorous or impressive way, and so forth.

Despite these definitions, "nave" is a very flexible word and its use is largely left to the speaker's discretion. Combining the meanings of many contemporary words in the modern teenager's vocabulary such as "gay," "retarded," "pwn," "murk," "gash," "sick," "badass" and literally dozens more, "nave" is an essential tool in today's fast-paced, urban world; the Swiss-army knife of the teenage lexicon.

A: "I naved my neighbours window with a football last week and I had to pay them Β£90."
B: "Awh, man, that's nave."

"This spaghetti tastes bare nave."

A: "That's the navest phone I've ever seen!"
B: "Thanks, I got it when my sister died."

A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
B: "Why are you so nave?"

"I was just naving around, minding my own business, when some fucker jumped me and stole my milkshake."

A: "How much was your car?"
B: "7 grand."
A: "Wow, you got completely naved. I wouldn't pay seven grand for that naving little piece of shit."

A: "Oh crap, I just lost my inhaler."
B: "Nave."

by Afternoon B May 6, 2011

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Nave

Someone who bothers you purposely or not. Often referred to in regards to very ugly women.

"BE GONE NAVE!!!!!!"

"Back to your hole nave."

by MASCO WVU February 22, 2010

48πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Nave

Nave’s are the best jewish men in the world. Masculine, hot, and sexy, they enjoy rock music and play drums. Super smoking with jet black or dark brown hair. No shorter than 6’3

Woah Nave is so buff!
Damn I wish I could have my way with Nave
Nave please do me!

by bonjovicanhaveme November 22, 2021

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Nave

(Nav) another way of saying "Can I Have" and/or "Do You Have".

Nave some more steak?

of course!

or

Nave any more sandwiches?

yeah, I do.

by LilAnarchy420 November 19, 2010

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Nave

A nave is a person referred to as soft, a loser, or a noob.

"You just got killed by the worst kid on their team you nave."
"Wow, another weekend where Lucas doesn't go out, what a fuckin nave."
"Quit being a bitch and nail the cat to that stop sign you nave."

by Ray Pasheep February 22, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nave

A term used in the Norwegian language to talk about people who gets money-support from a company called NAV without having any legitimate reason for why they must have it.

A person with no job is so desperate for money, that he is willing to nave.

by alnavski98 February 15, 2015

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