name-brand syndrome (NBS)

The technical term used for anyone's inability to refuse buying name-branded items, whether they need/want them or not.

Bill: Dude, why did Laura just buy those men's Burton shorts?

Ted: You didn't hear? She has name-brand syndrome (NBS).

Bill: Poor girl...

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NB syndrome

NB syndrome is caused by getting No Bitches

Jonny has NB syndrome. He gets no bitches

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(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome

A syndrome where the sufferer is absolutely incapable of acquiring any bitches whatsoever, rendering them bitch-less. Also referred to as "NBS". Very common syndrome, and is very rarely curable (although not impossible to cure).

"Ahhh dang you must have NBS"

"I just got diagnosed with No Bitches Syndrome lmaoo"

(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome