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Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.
There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.
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A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.
I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.
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A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.
syn. Pencil dick
You have a real needle.
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noun: conveys annoyance (with someone) as in:
"I've got the needle with Steve" = "I'm really annoyed with Steve"
OR
"Steve's given me the needle" = "Steve's really annoyed me"
Alternatively: "I've got a bone to pick with you = "You've given me the needle (about something); "You've given me the needle = "You've given me the hump (, I don't want to talk to you, now piss off!)
Example:
"I've got the right needle with Geoff. He's only gawn (=gone) 'n' scratched the paintwork on my old man's Merc."
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Sticking your dong where it don't belong.
Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.
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1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.
2. (n.) One who has a very small penis
Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.
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