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NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023