Short for Nigger University, more commonly known as prison.
With the regearing of the penal system for rehabilitation rather than punishment, many niggers in the joint actually learn valuable skills that their ghetto schools left out of the curriculum.
<Bonifa and Shanique pass a garage, where they see Tyrone welding an axle in place.>
Bonifa: Where did Tyrone learn how to weld?
Shanique: At Nigger U, of course! He spent two years after whitey caught him dealing.
Bonifa: And when did he get himself that job?
Shanique: Oh, his Parole officer gave him one after graduation. He makes $30 an hour!
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KKK Member 1: They sent that ape to Nigger U.
KKK Member 2: Now we can't lynch him.
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