No one asked

Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.

Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot

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No one asked

A word used by asshole bullies who like to pick on random victims for no reason.

Victim: So I'm going to sta--
Bully: No one asked!
Victim: Stop saying that!
Bully 2: But did anyone ask?
Victim: Shut up asshole!

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No one asked

Used for people who forget that they are irrelevant and provide information that is as irrelevant as them

Jonny: Where is my pen
Raed: ur pen sucks
Jonny: no one asked u dipshit

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No One Asked

When Someone Says 'No One Asked', It Is Usually For A Reason.
- Is Typically Viewed As Rude.
- Unkind Thing To Say.
- Young Individuals Say This A Lot.

'like mate no one asked though did they'

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No one asked me

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

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Definition no one asked for

Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.

Me: Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless

definition no one asked for will become definition no one asked for

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Your opinion that no one asked for

no one asked or cares

pineapple is good on pizza is your opinion that no one asked for

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