Norman'd

The rare moment in a person's life wherein the events of the previous night involved such severe levels of intoxication, debauchery, and sin, that you are forced to concede that you no longer have any shot of going to heaven after you die.

My last memory from yesterday night was wearing a viking helmut and a too too while I dug up my sister's grave so that I could use her skull as pipe to smoke crack with the 9 year old special needs child I had been babysitting. I definitely got Norman'd.

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