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The "professional" name for a laptop.
Normal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and....
PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b!
Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.
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The new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.
The progression of technology can be a curse. This new "notebook" is so hot, I can't even use it on my lap for twenty minutes without feeling ill.
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lots of pieces of paper that are bound together by a wire or glue. It's cool
I'm going to write in my notebook today!!
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head; anytime you watch The Notebook with a girl you are bound to get head thus it being called notebook
Yo I just got notebook in blockbuster!!
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a portable computer that gets to hot to put on your lap, so it mainly stays off your lap, like on the table or somethin' like that. mostly gaming notebooks
person 1: i just got a gaming notebook today :)
person 2: don't u mean laptop?
person 1: no i can't put it on my lap, it will burn my lap alive while playing a game! especially crysis!
person 2: ya, don't burn yourself now.. XD
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The world's greatest example of a chick flick. Based off a book by Nicholas Sparks (of A Walk to Remember fame, so you know what you're getting from the start), it follows two Southern teenagers (played by Ryan Gosling, who every girl who's ever seen the movie develops an irrational crush on, and Rachel McAdams, who is much more palatable in Wedding Crashers) from apparently the 1950s to the present day. Being male, I didn't keep track of the plot, or the dialogue, or much else: I just kept handing the girl I was watching it with tissues and nipping off to the bathroom to check the Chicago White Sox score.
Girl: OMG I LUV THE NOTEBOOK!!111!!1
Guy: Oh god, here we go again...
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Term used to describe a girl who makes a boy sad and emotional from watching the film "The Notebook".
Girl 1: How you get him to be so sensitive
Girl 2: I notebooked him.
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