Nadler Waddle

This technique is used to escape any awkward situation.

Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.

To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.

Bro I told you not to eat Chinese food before you get on stage.

I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.

Bro, everyone noticed.

Yeah, it's not a good technique.