Nair Lip

A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).

"Drink A Drink Drip My Chug-A-Lug Nair Lip!"

-Ministry (Jesus Built My Hotrod)