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Naked Rule

The rule that states you must disregard everything said when your partner-of-choice is naked.

Every time you are naked, do not believe anything I say. It will be called the naked rule.

by The Lowest Law October 27, 2007

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Naked Rule

If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the oppourtunity to get naked and do everyday things, when/if caught you excuse is simply the 'naked rule'

Frankie: DUDE! Your rubbing your bare arse all over the sofa, wtf are you doing?
Rob: ehh, naked rule?

by holygodd! May 4, 2009

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Naked Rule

After seeing someone that you like naked a friendship can no longer exist. This comes from when couples break up and ex's can no longer be your friends.

Once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend...

You can't be friends with your ex, Naked Rule man!

by DaDreadedOne February 12, 2010

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Naked Curiosity Rule

Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

Guy 1: "Suzy is a nice girl, but she is REALLY ugly"
Guy 2: "She sent me a naked picture of herself once. Got it on my phone. Want to see?"
Guy 3: "Hell yeah. I gotta. Naked Curiosity Rule"

by bobandbill April 7, 2011

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naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

by vulture boi April 30, 2009

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