A Shower.
plain and simple.
i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.
but he's been too lazy to define it on here.
"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"
Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.
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naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
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“I’m thirsty”
“Drink from bottle”
“No, it’s pre workout.”
“There’s water in that”
“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.