Name definer

Douche who attempts to make themselves look cool/impress others/attack others by defining someones name. For the most part they make an ass of themselves although they think they're cool.

Ha, she thought defining my name on Urban Dictionary would cause me to hook up with her, name definers are such losers.

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Name-Defining

When someone makes an urban dictionary definition of their own (or someone else's) name to either call them out on something or make themselves (And everyone else with that name) seem cool.

Self-Centered Human: Hey, check it out! An Urban Dictionary definition I made got onto the front page!
Regular Human: Dude, it's your name. Name-Defining is so stupid.

People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS

Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt

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