nanny plum

A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums

Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me

Unsuspecting public: sure mam

Nanny plum : tee hee hee

Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!

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Nanny plum

Everyone’s favourite childhood nan

Imma grow wings and buy some plums
Nanny plum on yall

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Nanny Plum

Shrek’s lover; the nanny in Ben And Holly who has a Karen haircut but killer wing and loves children unlike Scatty Al...

Person 1: Who’s that? She’s got raven black hair and rockin wings!

Person 2: it’s Nanny plum! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!