Napalming the Jungle

A term first coined by the Oatmeal, Napalming the Jungle occurs when somebody puts large amounts of Sriracha Rooster Sauce on food so that others will not consume, or whenever somebody puts it on Crappy Asian Food.

Girl: "Hey, your Pai Thai looks really tasty. I guess I should have ordered more than saltine crackers and ice water, huh? Tee-Hee! Mind if I have a bite?"

Guy: "Of course not! Go right ahea-WOOPS!"

*Squirting sound of Sriracha sauce on food, the action of Napalming the Jungle*

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Napalm the jungle

Putting hot sauce on your food to prevent women from picking off your plate (especially when they order a salad or other 'lite choice').

Jane wanted some of my chicken last night, but luckily I napalm the jungle before I eat so she won't want it.

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Napalm In The Jungle

A female with red hair, referring to the hair on her vagina.

She has napalm in the jungle.

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