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Napoleanic Sleeper

Someone who relentlessly claims more of the bedding and bed as the night goes on.

Sri, a Napoleanic Sleeper, has cocooned herself in the comforter and stuck both her arms out across her body in a sort of Heisman pose, pushing girish to the precipice. When confronted, she half snored, half snorted “Viva La France!”

by a_good_listener June 1, 2024