Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church