Nasty Phillip

Nasty Phillio, n.

Preceding coitus, patting, then rubbing vigorously goat shit across the eyes of a lover, then taking an axe to give this lover a nice set of cloven feet….er manually, that is to say split their foot up with the axe about 6”. Then proceed with coitus.

After dragging his sweet Catherine behind a pickup truck while having his meth’d up friends throw bricks and bottles at her and cursing her terribly, Jo-Jo decided a “Nasty Phillip” was in order!