National Appreciate Morons Day

On this day, you are to appreciate any moron you care dearly and make sure they know they are retarded but also cared about

Caleb: "You know you're a moron right?"
Cynthia: "Hey thats mean"
Caleb: "But you're my moron and ily <3"
Cynthia: "Why are you like this?"
Caleb: "Because its National Appreciate Morons Day!"
Cynthia: "You're an idiot smh"