On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!
On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)