National Bully Ovi Day

You know that long haired idgit you go to school with that has long hair and climbs trees? Yea. ovi. Bully him. Bully him as hard as you can and don’t stop. This holiday/tradition has been taken aback many a years through my ancestors and we must carry it on. It takes place daily throughout the year. It is always national bully ovi day. Wherever you are.

Ovi: hey you wanna play some magic?
You: no you f*** f***** uggo!
Ovi: hey that’s not very nice
You: I don’t care! It’s national bully ovi day *proceeds to bully ovi harder

Ovi: noooooo!