April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.
"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"