National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.
Hey guys, it's National No Bitches Day!
On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you
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August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know itโs her/his day !
Person 1 : itโs national bad bitch day !
Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !
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This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ainโt bout it๐คท๐ฝ โ๏ธ๐๐ญ.
Jalin was talking behind Nellyโs back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy๐คช๐ญ.
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August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: โ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?โ
Chad: โBecause thatโs the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.โ
Dylan: โBang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.โ
Kyle: โNo way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.โ
The national holiday for dumb bitches, thatโs right guys, there is indeed a holiday for us ;)
Shut the fuck up addy, itโs national dumb bitch day, time for shots!
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This day is on October 22nd for all the Britney bitches out there. So go, go celebrate Britney bitches! U are worthy.
Hey Britney guess what! What Britney? Itโs National Britney Bitch Day!!
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