National Ross Day

Every year on March 30th, every “Ross” will be recognized. The name “Ross” does not get enough attention, so I declare one day out of the year, be dedicated to every person named “Ross”

“Happy National Ross day!”

National Kiss Thomas Ross Day

A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.

Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!

Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!

Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.