National Send Your GF Money Day

This occurs every year on October 14. You should’ve been cuffed by this time because fall is cuffing season. If you don’t give your girl $, she should break up with you.

Omg oscar! It’s October 14! Have you given your girl your entire check yet?

No mark, what are you talking about?

Mark: Its National Send Your GF Money Day today!

Oscar: whatttttttt