The day when we celebrate Daniel Ochowicz for his shortness
Hey guess what day it is?!?! ITS NATIONAL SHORT DAY!!!
5π 3π
Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well todayβs your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: itβs national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
55π 13π
The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.
"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day
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June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: βSup short stackβ
Short king: β hey. Not today. Itβs National short king day.β
44π 5π
people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day
yoo congrats on being a smurf
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August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.
Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit
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On October 21, you can anybody under 5β6β with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day
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