Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November
You find an idiot.
You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!
Oh no! You slapped yourself
On March 7th, itโs National slap an idiot day! This means you can slap any and all idiots that exist.
Guy 1: Owwww Why did you slap me?
Guy 2: Itโs National Slap an Idiot Day!
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