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This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.
Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick
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April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
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A day where girls can suck anyone’s dick and the men cannot say no, lands on every June 30th
girl: hey you know what today is?
guy: June 30th?
girl: yea, it’s also national suck dick day, so get on the bed
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When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are
Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.
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April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.
Yo my nigga i had to suck your dick its National Suck Dick Day no homo tho.
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On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !
oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.
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