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September 2nd Everyone that is over 5’5 will receive $5 from people shorter that’s 5’5
National tall day people over 5’5 will receive $5 from people under 5’5
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National Tall Person Day.
November 14th
Do you always complain about being short? At least you don't have to worry about hitting your head on branches. On this day, make your tall friend bring their head down and give them a nice pat on the head, they deserve it. Might as well hand them 5$ for their troubles
Hey tall guy, how's the weather up there? Oh, it's National Tall Person Day? My bad, sorry dude.
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A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
I can’t wait for National tall people day!
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National Tall Girl Appreciation Day is on November 3rd. Since there's a short girl appreciation day and not a tall girl one, I made one myself. You're welcome.
Girl 1: What day is it today?
Girl 2: It's November 3rd.
Girl 2: Oh cool! It's National Tall Girl Appreciation Day!
On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences
Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
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In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.
"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"
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on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.
person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
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