December 17th is national cum day, either cum in someone or get cummed in by someone.
"did you here its national cum day, bend the fuck over already."
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National Cum Day, the one day that men can cum at any point during sex. It doesn't matter if you jiz in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (Lucky S.O.B.)...
Ruth: Hey, you know it's National Cum Day babe? Let's get busy!!
Bob: Too late!!
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Cum as hard as you can and as fast as you can with your friends.
e.g compete with one of your friends all day and whoever cums the most by 12:00 am wins the challenge of National Cum Day
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National swallow cum day on November 1st.
Iβm gonna swallow to day, cause itβs November 1st which means itβs National swallow cum day.
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On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.
Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year
Happy National Cum Sock Day.
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On the 20th of November its Cum Jar Day!
Grab a Jar, and get fun going!
Jeez its November 20th National Cum Jar day Already? I'll better start!
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August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth
Babe it's national cum in mouth day