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On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
“National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”
On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
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October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
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National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.
David: Why're you eating so much?
Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic
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Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.
National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet
May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there